Real Reflection?

It's the end of a semester again.
That means we need to hand in our portfolio again.
That means we need to write two essays on our learning experience again.
That means I need to exaggerate things again.

Seriously,
I really don't know what to reflect on.
I really don't think there is something significant to reflect on.

So,
I will reflect on insignificant incident.
Exaggerate it a bit and try to make it sound REALLY significant.
Make it sound like it has changed my life 180 degrees.
Make it sound like I have grown up because of the incident.

What's the point of getting students to create stories?
Stupid Critical Incident Analysis and Semester in Review!